Start of the new me!

Right, so last night I laid in bed with a tube of Pringles and a box of truffles and gorged! It was after I devoured the entire box that I decided that today would be a day of reform. I would work towards the goal of a positive body image! Here's how it's going so far....
Woke up feeling dreadful! Sore throat, head and ear :( but I have done zumba, resistance bands and step. I am adamant that I will tone up and get fit! :D x

My first post!

I have decided to write a blog. My decision is based upon the absolute monstrosity of a love life that I possess! I used to keep a diary as a teen and reading back on it is hilarious. Ideally, I want to get an idea of what my life looks like from an outside view. Self analysis and reflection are essential in the prevention of making silly mistakes...I am yet to achieve this. So hey ho, I shall give this a bash and in the meantime give you all a laugh at my ever so sad personal life.
As a single parent, my time is split between my work and my two small children. I have lots of baggage: emotional and physical :p and rate myself as an under-achiever due to lack of self motivation.
I suppose I could be viewed as a bit of a Bridget Jones. I am a bit of a frump. I carry excess weight to say the least<flabby> and own at least one pair of ridiculously huge knickers. My backside jiggles furiously when I walk at any pace quicker than Snail's. I try to be glamorous and attractive but I don't really project natural grace nor sophistication in my personal style.